Simple.
Katie. 20. Illinois.
I'm awkward, and it bothers me.

thatfunnyblog:

"hey do you wanna get food, i’ll pay"

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(Source: dveon)

americansavior:

faisdm:

legodinasaur:

mylifewasamazinguntiliwasborn:

yurstrulyceleste:

on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter

how bad is your idea

invading finland in winter

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the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS

You could say the Russians were…

Finnished.

i bet they were russian to get outta there

(Source: impossiblebowties)

mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

(Source: neptunain)

Reblogged from lovelychemicalreaction, Posted by atomism.

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

Modern House Words from Westeros

  • House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
  • House Tully: Do the Right Thing
  • House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
  • House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
  • House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
  • House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
  • House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
  • House Martell: We want no part in this.
  • House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
  • House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.
Reblogged from adam199, Posted by adventurouscrime.
bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.